Topic: Poof - the light goes off

[Clive]

 
POOF, THE  LIGHT GOES OFF 

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests  come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George,   everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and  emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

George replies, 'God  and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it  so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the 
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the  light goes
off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor  says.. A little later in the day, the
doctor calls George's wife.  'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I
had to call you  because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that  he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the 
bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes  off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims.
 
'He's peeing in the  fridge again!

[Simon]