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Offline Clive

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Ralph and Edna
« on: October 30, 2013, 19:43 »
Just because someone doesn't love you the  way you want them to, doesn't  mean they don't love you with all they  have..
     
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they  were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly  jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

 Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She  swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of  Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged  from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

 When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna,  I have good news and bad news.  The good news is you're being discharged, since  you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded  that your act displays sound mindedness.”

 She continued, “The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he's  dead.”

 Edna replied, “He didn't hang himself.  I put him there to dry....  How soon can I go home?”

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Re: Ralph and Edna
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 20:47 »
A very familiar couple!  ;D
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Re: Ralph and Edna
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2013, 22:45 »
Are you trying to tell me something?   :o:

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Re: Ralph and Edna
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 22:47 »
;D
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Re: Ralph and Edna
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2013, 23:01 »
 :smirks:


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