Topic: Classic

[Clive]

A KIWI walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
 

 "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.  "The wife, lying in the
bed reading a book, looks up and says,  "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a
sheep, not a cow."  The guy replies,  "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realise
I was talking to the sheep."
 

[Simon]