A KIWI walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache. "The wife, lying in the
bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a
sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realise
I was talking to the sheep."