Topic: Doing My Bit

[Rodders]

I saw a man sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside the railway station this morning.

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box.

He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you."

"No problem." I smiled.

He looked at me again and said, "It's empty!"

I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

[Simon]

[Clive]

   Best joke of the year - so far!