Topic: Rescue

[Rodders]

David Cameron is out jogging and accidentally falls into a river.  Three boys see the accident and without a second thought, dive into the water and drag out the soaking wet PM.  Cameron says "Boys, you have saved my life and deserve a reward.  You name it and it's yours."

The first boy says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland please."
Cameron says, "Certainly."

The second boy says, "I'd like a laptop."
Cameron says, "No problem."

The third boy says, " I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it."
Cameron says, "But you're not handicapped!"
The boy replies, "Not yet, but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

[Simon]

  Could apply in so many cases. 

[Clive]