Author Topic: Groaner thread (Read 199109 times)

Rik · « **Reply #405 on:** November 26, 2007, 14:13 »

Worrying??

It's terrifying!

mistybear · « **Reply #406 on:** November 27, 2007, 01:34 »

I like to contribute as much as I can.

Clive · « **Reply #407 on:** November 27, 2007, 09:11 »

Terror?

mistybear · « **Reply #408 on:** November 27, 2007, 12:13 »

Did you hear about the Rabbi who was drunk on job?

He got the sack?

Clive · « **Reply #409 on:** November 27, 2007, 13:13 »

That took me a while MB.

Rik · « **Reply #410 on:** November 27, 2007, 13:14 »

Then you need to drink faster, Clive.

mistybear · « **Reply #411 on:** November 28, 2007, 10:19 »

Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room!

Doctor: Well, go in there and tell him that I can't see him!

Rik · « **Reply #412 on:** November 28, 2007, 10:35 »

I surrender!

mistybear · « **Reply #413 on:** November 29, 2007, 11:10 »

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye-Deer.

Serenity · « **Reply #414 on:** November 29, 2007, 11:56 »

What do you call a deer standing rigid with no eyes

Still no eye deer

Rik · « **Reply #415 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:55 »

Baz · « **Reply #416 on:** November 30, 2007, 19:07 »

what do you call a man with a spade on his head?

doug

Baz · « **Reply #417 on:** November 30, 2007, 19:12 »

what do you call a man with a ...................

carpet

car

seagull on his head?

Matt

Jack

Cliff

Clive · « **Reply #418 on:** November 30, 2007, 19:27 »

Simon · « **Reply #419 on:** November 30, 2007, 20:40 »