Author Topic: Groaner thread (Read 199081 times)

mistybear · « **Reply #435 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:18 »

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

mistybear · « **Reply #436 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:19 »

What do you call an Amish man with his hand in a horse?s butt?

A mechanic.

mistybear · « **Reply #437 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:19 »

What goes, ?Clip-clop, clip-clop, bang. Clip-clop, clip-clop, bang??

An Amish drive-by.

mistybear · « **Reply #438 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:22 »

That's enough for now, you'll be saddened to know that I'll be away for a while.

But I promise lots more when I return.

Simon · « **Reply #439 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:24 »

I sense a ban coming on...

mistybear · « **Reply #440 on:** December 02, 2007, 11:33 »

Simon · « **Reply #441 on:** December 02, 2007, 12:16 »

Clive · « **Reply #442 on:** December 02, 2007, 14:15 »

Missing you already MB.

Clive · « **Reply #443 on:** December 15, 2007, 15:16 »

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
?Thanks! I?ll never part with it.?

Rik · « **Reply #444 on:** December 15, 2007, 15:41 »

mistybear · « **Reply #445 on:** December 17, 2007, 09:50 »

Already posting what you got for Christmas, Clive.

And I missed you too............ now where did I file the rest of those jokes you love so much.

Clive · « **Reply #446 on:** December 17, 2007, 13:18 »

mistybear · « **Reply #447 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:24 »

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

Rik · « **Reply #448 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:22 »

Clive · « **Reply #449 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:25 »

I can only risk one eye on this thread!