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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #600 on: November 09, 2009, 23:06 »
:aarrgh:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #601 on: November 09, 2009, 23:37 »
Two pirates were chatting to each other.

The first pirate says, "I like your earrings - how much were they?"

The second pirate says, "A couple of bucks."

The first pirate says, "Oh, they're not bad for a buccaneer."
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #602 on: November 10, 2009, 01:08 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #603 on: November 10, 2009, 09:14 »
 :aarrgh: :lol: :groan:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #604 on: November 11, 2009, 14:53 »
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment !!!
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #605 on: November 11, 2009, 15:00 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #606 on: November 11, 2009, 15:11 »
 :out: :groan:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #607 on: November 11, 2009, 15:54 »
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #608 on: November 11, 2009, 17:40 »
Bless you Sam...get well soon
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #609 on: November 11, 2009, 19:04 »
Sorry Sam.   :blush:  Me and my mouth! 
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #610 on: November 11, 2009, 21:20 »
tis ok, I'm much better now..  most of the symptoms have gone the only annoying thing is all the coughing has caused me to rip the muscle in my stomach (I did it about a month ago; well I'm not sure I  have but its the exact same spot and the same type of pain) again... and yikes it hurts when I cough.
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #611 on: November 11, 2009, 21:30 »
My sympathies, Sam, that is very painful.  I pulled a muscle in my chest last time I had a bad cough, and I kept thinking I was having a heart attack!
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #612 on: November 11, 2009, 21:42 »
I keep trying to convince myself its appendix issues, but of course I went the doctors the last time and she was like oh no .. too low and its the same spot so..
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #613 on: November 11, 2009, 21:56 »
I've had a tickly cough for weeks now and I can't seem to get rid of it.  I may not make it through the night.   :laugh:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #614 on: November 11, 2009, 22:17 »
It's probably some strand of Canadian flu that only they have the vaccine for, Clive.   ;D
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