Topic: Groaner thread

[sam]

 

[Rik]

[Nita]

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the  last
     instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a
    drop
      of paint on their habits.  After conferring about this for a  while, the
      two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off  their habits,
      and paint naked.  In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at
      the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
      "Blind man," replies a voice  from the other side of the door.  The two
      nuns look at each other and  shrug and, deciding that no harm can come
      from letting a blind man  into the room, they open the door.
        "Nice boobs," says the man.   "Where do you want the blinds?"

 

[Clive]

You are bringing a touch of class to our forum Nita.   

[Nita]

 

[Simon]

[Rik]

 

I must try that sometime...

[GillE]

The wife asked if her mother could come down for a while.

I asked why.



She replied,




"Because she's been up on the shed roof for two weeks now".

 

[Simon]

[Clive]

Two weeks is nowhere near long enough!   

[Clive]

Sue Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.  The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,

but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.

 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'


The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,

so I think we will name him....


Are you ready for this?

 


 


 


 


 

scoll down...............


 

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Sum Ting Wong

[Simon]

 

[Rik]

May I associate myself with those comments...

[Simon]

No, find your own. 

[Rik]