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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #780 on: December 08, 2011, 19:12 »
He's behind you!  :laugh:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #781 on: December 08, 2011, 22:35 »
Due to severe weather conditions its been reported that there is a wig blowing down Main Street. Police have advised no one should approach it as it's off its head.
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #782 on: December 09, 2011, 07:59 »
 :aarrgh:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #783 on: December 09, 2011, 10:14 »
And they keep coming...

I went for a job at the navy and the officer says to me, "Can you swim?"

I said, "Why? Have you got no boats?"
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #784 on: December 09, 2011, 10:17 »
I bought the wife's Christmas presents today; a pair of slippers and a vibrator.

So, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f**k herself.
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #785 on: December 09, 2011, 11:37 »
:out: ;D
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #786 on: December 09, 2011, 13:36 »
 :hee-hee:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #787 on: December 11, 2011, 22:41 »
My mate's just been charged with murder for killing a bloke with sandpaper.  I thought he was only going to rough him up a bit.
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #788 on: December 11, 2011, 22:44 »
I've just done my chores for today and filled the dishwasher, or as the Missus likes to call it "making love".
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #789 on: December 11, 2011, 23:00 »
:aarrgh:  ;D
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #790 on: December 12, 2011, 07:53 »
 :pmsl:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #791 on: December 12, 2011, 10:20 »
 :laugh:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #792 on: December 23, 2011, 16:24 »
James Bond goes to a Christmas fancy dress party, one of his friends say to him,

"James, you smell absolutely lovely! But what have you come as?"

To which he replies,"A mint spy"
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #793 on: December 23, 2011, 16:28 »
 :out:  I've had enough of this!   :bawl:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #794 on: December 23, 2011, 16:29 »
:laugh:
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