After a long car ride, a young man was disgusted when his car suddenly broke down. Getting out, he noticed that the road was purple. The grass to each side was purple as well, and there was a purple sky. There was also a purple path that led to a purple house. Deciding he'd follow the purple path, he came to the purple house and knocked on the purple door. A few minutes later the purple door was opened to reveal a man wearing a purple robe and purple slippers. He asked what the matter was, to which the young man replied, "Hi, my name is George. My car broke down on the road. Could I use your phone?" The man in the purple robe replied that he didn't have a purple phone, but he would be happy to let George stay in his purple house for the night, for there had just started a purple thunderstorm outside, and he would help George out in the morning. George gave his thanks. "Don't mention it," said the man in the purple robe, who closed the purple door, led him across the purple hallway that had a purple rug, through his purple livingroom, and to his purple stairs. At the top of the purple stairs, George noticed another purple hallway with another purple rug, and there was a row of several purple doors on either side of the purple hall. The purple-robed man led George to the first purple door, opened the purple door, gave the young man a second purple robe, and bade him goodnight.
About an hour later, there was another knock on the purple door. The purple-robed man came to the purple door and opened it, to reveal a rain-drenched man, who had also broken down, and revealed himself as Billy. The purple-robed man led Billy into his downstairs purple hallway with the purple rug, closed the purple door, and led him through the purple livingroom and up the purple stairs to the upstairs purple hallway with the purple rug, and led him to the second purple door. Opening the second purple door, the purple-robed man gave Billy a third purple robe and bade him good night as well.
About an hour later, once again, there was a third knock on the purple door. The purple-robed man opened it to reveal another rain-drenched man, who had also broken down outside, and his name was Dan. The purple-robed man led Dan into his downstairs purple hallway with the purple rug, closed the purple door, and led Dan through his purple livingroom, up the purple stairs, and into the upstairs purple hallway with the purple rug. The purple-robed man took Dan to the third purple door, gave him a fourth purple robe, and told him to have a good purple night.
The next morning, the three men opened their purple doors and came out into the upstairs purple hallway with the purple rug, all wearing their purple robes, and started down the purple stairs. Heading through the purple livingroom, they entered the purple kitchen where the purple-robed man was, preparing some breakfast. He asked the men what they would like, and they just decided on some cereal. The three men sat down at the purple table and the purple-robed man brought out Frosted Flakes and Cheerios. George picked Frosted Flakes, Billy Cheerios, and Dan Frosted Flakes. Now, what's the moral of this story?
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Two out of three men prefer Frosted Flakes to Cheerios!
