Author Topic: Groaner thread (Read 199017 times)

Den · « **Reply #885 on:** February 17, 2016, 21:28 »

He was crap in school.

Clive · « **Reply #886 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:32 »

There's a C in every class.

Simon · « **Reply #887 on:** February 18, 2016, 13:18 »

Usually standing at the front.

Clive · « **Reply #888 on:** February 18, 2016, 16:54 »

It was certainly the case in the school I went to. Most of the teachers had been SS trained.

Den · « **Reply #889 on:** February 21, 2016, 12:38 »

A friend said to me, “I can never do the Welsh accent. Every time I try it sounds like a Pakistani”.

I said “You’ll just have to try harder, Ahmed.”

Clive · « **Reply #890 on:** February 21, 2016, 15:54 »

Simon · « **Reply #891 on:** February 21, 2016, 22:52 »

Den · « **Reply #892 on:** March 04, 2016, 17:13 »

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

Clive · « **Reply #893 on:** March 04, 2016, 18:42 »

Rodders · « **Reply #894 on:** March 05, 2016, 13:23 »

I keep getting anonymous texts telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth. I think they might be trying to groom me

Clive · « **Reply #895 on:** March 05, 2016, 13:38 »

Simon · « **Reply #896 on:** March 05, 2016, 13:44 »

Den · « **Reply #897 on:** March 06, 2016, 21:19 »

I once knew a blonde girl who said when she found out she was pregnant? “I’m not even sure it’s mine?”

Den · « **Reply #898 on:** March 06, 2016, 21:20 »

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.

Den · « **Reply #899 on:** March 06, 2016, 21:20 »

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Beggars.