Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36163 times)

Rodders · « **on:** December 21, 2014, 12:01 »

WANTED:
Assistant required to fill hourglasses with sand. No timewasters.

Simon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2014, 12:30 »

Clive · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2014, 16:34 »

Rodders · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2015, 12:39 »

As a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Simon · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2015, 13:08 »

Clive · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2015, 17:34 »

Rodders · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2015, 02:07 »

My wife accused me of being immature. I said "Shut up and get out of my fort."

Simon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2015, 10:26 »

Rodders · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2015, 19:40 »

I couldn't log into PC-Pals last night so I sat and chatted with the wife instead. I was surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.

Simon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2015, 20:27 »

We now have a minging Co op where our lovely Woolies used to be.

Clive · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2015, 21:21 »

Yuk!

Rodders · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2015, 00:34 »

I'm going to take up this offer I saw on Amazon today. If you buy some Adam Ant sheet music they'll throw in a free stand, and deliver.

Simon · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2015, 09:24 »

Clive · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2015, 12:11 »

Rodders · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2015, 00:28 »

It's been reported that 25% of Britons fail to get grade C or higher in GCSE maths. Disgraceful. That's more than half.