Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36189 times)

Rodders · « **Reply #105 on:** March 30, 2016, 16:01 »

Looking back, I now wish I'd bought my baked beans online. Heinz site's a wonderful thing.

Den · « **Reply #106 on:** March 30, 2016, 17:31 »

Clive · « **Reply #107 on:** March 30, 2016, 21:41 »

Rodders · « **Reply #108 on:** April 17, 2016, 18:01 »

Sometimes I use big words I don't fully understand in an effort to make myself seem more photosynthesis.

Clive · « **Reply #109 on:** April 17, 2016, 19:50 »

Simon · « **Reply #110 on:** April 17, 2016, 20:17 »

Rodders · « **Reply #111 on:** May 12, 2016, 14:58 »

I like to walk around the house naked, but the police made me go back indoors.

Simon · « **Reply #112 on:** May 12, 2016, 15:53 »

Clive · « **Reply #113 on:** May 12, 2016, 21:03 »

Rodders · « **Reply #114 on:** June 16, 2016, 11:21 »

My mate David had his ID stolen the other day. Now we just call him Dav.

Simon · « **Reply #115 on:** June 16, 2016, 13:00 »

Clive · « **Reply #116 on:** June 16, 2016, 14:18 »

Serenity · « **Reply #117 on:** June 16, 2016, 21:56 »

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it

Simon · « **Reply #118 on:** June 16, 2016, 22:31 »

Clive · « **Reply #119 on:** June 17, 2016, 11:44 »