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Re: One-liners
« Reply #135 on: July 22, 2016, 21:31 »
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #136 on: July 22, 2016, 21:33 »
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana


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 You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream


o O o

 You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon


o O o

 You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter


o O o
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #137 on: July 22, 2016, 22:27 »
 :facepalm:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #138 on: July 23, 2016, 20:42 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #139 on: August 01, 2016, 23:33 »
Apparently the bloke who invented Knock-knock jokes has just been awarded a Nobell Prize.
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« Reply #140 on: August 02, 2016, 11:34 »
 :aarrgh:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #141 on: August 03, 2016, 18:19 »
My next door neighbour just confronted me about stuff going missing from her washing line.  I nearly crapped her pants.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #142 on: August 03, 2016, 20:58 »
 :facepalm:
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« Reply #143 on: August 03, 2016, 21:00 »
 ;D
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« Reply #144 on: August 24, 2016, 14:17 »
Breaking News:- The man who took an airline to court over his missing luggage has lost his case.
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« Reply #145 on: August 24, 2016, 16:38 »
 :facepalm:
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« Reply #146 on: August 24, 2016, 19:46 »
 ;D
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« Reply #147 on: November 03, 2016, 12:03 »
I'll never forget my grandfather's final words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you little sh*t."
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« Reply #148 on: November 03, 2016, 12:54 »
 :laugh:
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« Reply #149 on: November 03, 2016, 13:04 »
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