Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36190 times)

Rodders · « **Reply #150 on:** November 08, 2016, 10:35 »

It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey-cokey, but I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.

Clive · « **Reply #151 on:** November 08, 2016, 13:28 »

Rodders · « **Reply #152 on:** January 18, 2017, 12:25 »

For those wishing to learn how to satisfy a woman: the G spot is located at the end of the word Shopping.

Simon · « **Reply #153 on:** January 18, 2017, 12:41 »

Clive · « **Reply #154 on:** January 18, 2017, 14:41 »

Den · « **Reply #155 on:** January 18, 2017, 16:36 »

Rodders · « **Reply #156 on:** January 27, 2017, 14:54 »

There's a nudist convention next week. I might go if I have nothing on.

Simon · « **Reply #157 on:** January 27, 2017, 15:38 »

Clive · « **Reply #158 on:** January 27, 2017, 17:32 »

Rodders · « **Reply #159 on:** February 01, 2017, 00:14 »

The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

Simon · « **Reply #160 on:** February 01, 2017, 07:18 »

Clive · « **Reply #161 on:** February 01, 2017, 09:49 »

daveeb · « **Reply #162 on:** February 01, 2017, 10:33 »

boom boom

Rodders · « **Reply #163 on:** February 12, 2017, 23:26 »

There's a Buddhist pizza parlour in Tibet that promises to make you one with everything.

Simon · « **Reply #164 on:** February 12, 2017, 23:54 »