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Offline daveeb

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Re: One-liners
« Reply #180 on: May 13, 2018, 13:37 »
Quote from: Simon on May 11, 2018, 00:12
Hope it's not being delivered by Laurel and Hardy!   ;D

Or the Chuckle Brothers  :D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #181 on: May 13, 2018, 16:00 »
Or Ant and Dec.    :drink:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #182 on: May 16, 2018, 00:54 »
Pick any trio of comedians of your choice and imagine what they could do with an antique piano whilst avowing it was like that when they picked it up 🙁.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #183 on: May 16, 2018, 08:56 »
Oh dear!   :facepalm:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #184 on: May 16, 2018, 10:43 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #185 on: June 07, 2018, 14:06 »
I married Way Too Young.  Lovely Chinese girl.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #186 on: June 07, 2018, 17:30 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #187 on: June 13, 2018, 11:09 »
The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, "Window, or aisle?"  I replied, "Window or you'll what?"
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #188 on: June 13, 2018, 12:42 »
 :facepalm:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #189 on: August 06, 2018, 23:14 »
I fell off a 50-foot ladder today. Luckily it was from the first rung.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #190 on: August 07, 2018, 10:10 »
 ;D
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #191 on: February 17, 2019, 12:56 »
I broke into a pet shop and stole a rabbit.  Then I made a run for it.   :bunny-giggle:
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« Reply #192 on: February 17, 2019, 14:51 »
:groan:
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #193 on: March 07, 2019, 17:52 »
 I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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Re: One-liners
« Reply #194 on: March 07, 2019, 17:53 »
My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.
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