Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36169 times)

Rodders · « **Reply #46 on:** June 24, 2015, 01:20 »

It is my sad duty to advise you that Britain's fattest man has died. The cremation will be next Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Simon · « **Reply #47 on:** June 24, 2015, 07:12 »

Clive · « **Reply #48 on:** June 24, 2015, 16:43 »

Rodders · « **Reply #49 on:** June 29, 2015, 12:43 »

I just ate a KFC completely smothered in ketchup. It's just one of many things I like to do while smothered in Ketchup.

Clive · « **Reply #50 on:** June 29, 2015, 14:00 »

Rodders · « **Reply #51 on:** July 09, 2015, 11:40 »

A midget walks into a second hand book shop and asks, "Have you any books on Irony ?" Shopkeeper replies, "Top shelf mate".

Simon · « **Reply #52 on:** July 09, 2015, 12:22 »

Clive · « **Reply #53 on:** July 09, 2015, 12:59 »

Rodders · « **Reply #54 on:** July 13, 2015, 11:21 »

Last night I was tickling my son's feet and my wife started yelling at me, "Can't you wait until he's born?"

Simon · « **Reply #55 on:** July 13, 2015, 12:57 »

Clive · « **Reply #56 on:** July 13, 2015, 19:02 »

Rodders · « **Reply #57 on:** July 14, 2015, 02:08 »

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault really. I should have taken them off.

Simon · « **Reply #58 on:** July 14, 2015, 07:13 »

Clive · « **Reply #59 on:** July 14, 2015, 10:11 »