Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36183 times)

Den · « **Reply #90 on:** August 29, 2015, 21:59 »

surely that can't before your time Simon

Simon · « **Reply #91 on:** August 29, 2015, 22:30 »

No, that, and shows like it, are a scourge of these times, Den.

Clive · « **Reply #92 on:** August 30, 2015, 12:04 »

I can't watch them either!

Den · « **Reply #93 on:** August 30, 2015, 17:16 »

Me neither, but at least I know what they are.

Rodders · « **Reply #94 on:** January 20, 2016, 23:55 »

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Simon · « **Reply #95 on:** January 21, 2016, 09:45 »

Clive · « **Reply #96 on:** January 21, 2016, 11:54 »

Rodders · « **Reply #97 on:** February 03, 2016, 22:11 »

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Simon · « **Reply #98 on:** February 03, 2016, 22:58 »

Clive · « **Reply #99 on:** February 04, 2016, 09:52 »

Rodders · « **Reply #100 on:** February 06, 2016, 12:24 »

Did you know that if you put your ear up to a strangers leg you can hear them say, "What the f*ck are you doing?"

Clive · « **Reply #101 on:** February 06, 2016, 13:31 »

Simon · « **Reply #102 on:** February 06, 2016, 15:06 »

Rodders · « **Reply #103 on:** March 28, 2016, 00:46 »

Pritt isn't the best lip-balm I've ever used, but I can't complain.

Clive · « **Reply #104 on:** March 28, 2016, 09:43 »