Topic: Elf Matters

[Rodders]

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for a check-up.  A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctor said to Morris, "Hey, you're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, "I didn't say that!  I said, "You've got a heart murmur; be careful."

[Simon]

What the heck!  Selective hearing rules! 

[Clive]

Pardon? 

[Simon]