Topic: Arrers

[Rodders]

So I said, "Do you want a game of darts?"

He said, "Okay then," I said, "nearest to the bull starts."

He said "Baaaa."

I said "Moooo."

He said, "Fair enough, you're the closest."   

[Simon]

God help us!  Is that setting the standard for 2015?   

[Clive]

Gulp!  The bar may be set to high for me.   

[chorleydave]

Jesus!