Topic: A love story

[Clive]

      Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
      love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to
      Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
   
      Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
      love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
   
      Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well
      Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
   
      Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Jenny's
      room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
   
      Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not
      old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
   
      Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Jenny makes five bucks a
      week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that
      should do us just fine."
   
      Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well
      Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
      more
      question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children
      of your own?"
   
      Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so
      far."
   
      Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s**t is adorable.
 

[Simon]