Topic: 5 answers and a joke

[Clive]

THE 5 ANSWERS ​YOU ​HAVE ALL  BEEN WAITING FOR!
>                         
>                     
>                     Q: WHAT IS AN  AUSTRALIAN KISS?
>                         
>                     A: It's the same as a  French kiss, but 'down  under..'
>                         
>                     
>                     Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH  365 USED CONDOMS?
>                         
>                     A: Melt them down, make  a tyre, and call it a  Goodyear.
>                         
>                     
>                     Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES  NORMALLY NAMED AFTER  WOMEN?
>                         
>                     A: Because when they  arrive, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your  house and car with  them.
>                         
>                     
>                     Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB  THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE  MORNING?
>                         
>                     A: Because they don't  have any balls to  scratch.
>                         
>                     
>                     BONUS QUESTIONS &  ANSWERS
>                     
>                     Q: What is a man's Ultimate  embarrassment?
>                         
>                     A: Running into a wall  with an erection and breaking his nose.
>                     
>
>                         
>                           Nominated as the  world's best short joke:
>                     
>                     A 3-year-old boy  examined his testicles while taking a bath.
>                     'Mom', he asked, 'Are  these my brains?'
>                     'Not yet,' she  replied.

[Simon]