Sean and Patrick were talking one afternoon when Sean tells Patrick, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a holiday. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Italy. I went to Italy and Colleen got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to Portugal, and Colleen got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Majorca and darned if Colleen didn't get pregnant again."
Patrick asks Sean, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Sean says, "This year I'm taking Colleen with me."