Topic: Bar music

[Den]

I was in a bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to break wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my breaking wind with the beat.
 After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
 Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[Simon]

 

[Clive]

 

[chorleydave]