Topic: Speaking Clock

[Den]

A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.

One of the boys asks him: “What’s the big brass gong for?”

The host says: “It’s my speaking clock!”

“How does it work?”

“I will show you” and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!

A voice from next door yells: “For Pete’s sake you idiot, its twenty to three in the morning!”

[Clive]

 

[Simon]