Sponsor for PC Pals Forum

Author Topic: Salesman  (Read 617 times)

Offline Den

  • Forum Fanatic
  • ******
  • Posts: 5587
Salesman
« on: April 27, 2015, 17:38 »
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, “If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, “Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?”   :)x
Fourth in the 2018 Quiz of the Year but at least I beat Clive.

Offline Clive

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 75153
  • Won Quiz of the Year 2015,2016,2017, 2020, 2021
Re: Salesman
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2015, 19:30 »
 :smirks:

Offline Simon

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 77923
  • First to score 7/7 in Quiz of The Week's News 2017
Re: Salesman
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2015, 20:46 »
 :)x
Many thanks to all our members, who have made PC Pals such an outstanding success!   :thumb:


Show unread posts since last visit.
Sponsor for PC Pals Forum