A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news."
"Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least £3 million."
"Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?"
"The two pictures are of you with your secretary."