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Offline Clive

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Actual Newspaper Headlines
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:47 »
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming

Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During Murder Trial

Reason for More Bear Sightings: More Bears

Actor Sent to Jail for Not Finishing Sentence

Tiger Woods Play With Own Balls, Nike Says

Fireproof Clothing Factory Burns to Ground

Astronomers See Colorful Gas Clouds Bubble Out of Uranus

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Sex Offender Says Registering Will Hurt His Reputation

Psychics Predict World Didn't End Yesterday

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy

Specialist: Electric Chair Can Be "Extremely Painful"

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25

Air Board to Study Fast Food Emissions

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

State Prisons to Replace Easy Open Locks

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case


British Study Finds Less Traffic When Roads Close

Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

Gators to Face Seminoles with Peters Out

Young Marines Make Tasty Christmas Treats

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Hirohito's Body Moved

Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Complaints About NHL Referees Growing Ugly


Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Stud Tires Out

Air Head Fired

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Men Recommend More Clubs for Wives

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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2015, 13:44 »
In Chorley, just beyond the town centre, is the Parish Church of St Lawrence.  Immediately behind the church is a flight of fourteenth century steps leading to the conservation area know as "Chorley bottoms".  Through "Chorley bottoms" runs the River Chor, a large stream which starts in the hills just above the east of the town and then is culverted all the way into Astley Park.

For hundreds of years, Chorley bottoms suffered immensely from having the culverted river running through it.  Until a multi-million pounds project in the 1990s, flooding was frequent.  (I have actually seen cars and vans floating about in the water after a cloudburst.)   However, the flooding was nothing compared to the stink down there in the height of summer.  Sometime in the 1970s, when I was still a youngster, the local newspaper, The Chorley Guardian, had as its headline:

Residents complain of foul smells coming from Chorley bottoms.

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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2015, 14:59 »
Brilliant!   ;D

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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2015, 21:48 »
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