Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach one day. Moses sees a large stone near the water and he says, "I wonder if I've still got it?" and taps the stone with his staff. The sea divides in two, leaving a dry path right through the middle. Moses is elated. "Wow!" "Just like the old days!" he exclaims.
"Was there ever any doubt?" says Jesus. "Watch this!" He says as He steps onto the water. Immediately He begins to sink.
"That's strange, 'I guess I've lost my touch." He says.
Moses says "Oh, I don't know about that. Back then, you didn't have those holes in your feet!"
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