Topic: Lost

[Rodders]

A little lad who was shopping with his grandfather became separated in the mall.  The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

The boy replied, “Grandpa.”

The guard laughed and asked “What’s he like?”

The little lad hesitated for a moment and replied, “Laphroaig malt whiskey and women with big tits.”

[Simon]