Topic: Texting codes for seniors

[Clive]

Young people have theirs.

 
 
Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

 
 
* ATD - At the Doctor's

 
 
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

 
 
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

 
 
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

 
 
* CBM - Covered by Medicare

 
 
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

 
 
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

 
 
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 
 
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

 
 
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

 
 
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

 
 
* LOL - Living on Lipitor

 
 
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 
 
* TOT - Texting on Toilet

 
 
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

 
 
 
Hope these help. GGLKI

 
 (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[Simon]