Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always
yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!"
One day, Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks,and that she had never seen such a
stupid boy in her entire teaching career.
The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son
from school and moved out of London, and relocated to Birmingham .
Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost
incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to
have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in Britain who
could perform the operation and he was located at the Birmingham
Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the
operation, which was successful.
When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her
face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what
could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and
saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the
life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.
If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon,
there is a high likelihood that you voted for Jeremy Corbyn.
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