Topic: THE BARTER SYSTEM

[Clive]

Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store.
 
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
 
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
 
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
 
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice: "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella; Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
 
 
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer ya got?"
 

[Simon]