1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
2. (for Mom's only!) You only have time to shave one leg at a time.
3. You hide in the bathroom just to get some alone-time.
4. Your child spits up and you catch it.
5. Someone else's kid spits up and you go right on eating.
6. You consider finger-paint to be a controlled substance.
7. You've mastered the art of placing large amounts of scrambled eggs and pancakes on the same plate without anything "touching"
8. You don't allow your kids to play with any weapon-toys, and your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
9. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats.
10. You con your kid into thinking that "Toys R Us" is a toy MUSEUM and not really a store.
11. You fast-forward through the scene where Bambi's mom gets killed
12. You hear YOUR parents voice when it's you that screams "Not in THOSE clothes you don't!"
13. You hire a sitter because the two of you haven't been out in ages, then spend half the night calling home to check on the kids.
14. Rock concerts give you a headache.
15. You start offering to cut up other people's food for them!
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