A man sitting at the bar in Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sat next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank confused stare, so he immediately thought to himself, "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."
Then another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
Again she gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list. Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan, "Smooth as Silk."
This time she turned to him and said, "What the f*ck do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ah, Ryanair!"
Topic: Flighty (Read 479 times)