Topic: Husband and wife

[Den]

Husband: Oh, come on.
 Wife: Leave me alone!
 Husband: It won’t take long.
 Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.
 Husband: I can’t sleep without it.
 Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
 Husband: Because I’m hot.
 Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
 Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.
 Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate.
 Husband: You don’t love me any more.
 Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.
 Husband: Please … come on.
 Wife: All right, I’ll do it.
 Husband: What’s the matter? Need a torch?
 Wife: I can’t find it.
 Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!
 Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
 Husband: Oh, yes.
 Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
 do it yourself.

[Clive]

 

[Simon]