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Actual true statements from court:
« on: January 29, 2016, 16:35 »
Actual true statements from court:

Q: What is your date of birth?
 A: July fifteenth.
 Q: What year?
 A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis–does it affect your memory at all?
 A: Yes.
 Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 A: I forget.
 Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

Q: How old is your son–the one living with you.
 A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
 Q: How long has he lived with you?
 A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
 A: He said, “Where am I Cathy?”
 Q: And why did that upset you?
 A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
 A: Approximately milepost 499.
 Q: And where is milepost 499?
 A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
 A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
 A: After the accident?
 Q: and, before the accident?
 A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or a cult?
 A: We both do.
 Q: Voodoo?
 A: We do.
 Q: You do?
 A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Policeman, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
 A: Yes.
 Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
 A: Yes, sir.
 Q: What did she say?
 A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: She had three children, right?
 A: Yes.
 Q: How many were boys?
 A: None.
 Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
 A: Yes.
 Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?
 A: I went to Europe, Sir.
 Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
 A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
 Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
 A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many post mortems have you performed on dead people?
 A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
 A: The post mortem started around 8:30 p.m..
 Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
 A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing the post mortem.
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Re: Actual true statements from court:
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Re: Actual true statements from court:
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