Sponsor for PC Pals Forum
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Death bed  (Read 570 times)

Offline Den

  • Forum Fanatic
  • ******
  • Posts: 5587
Death bed
« on: May 24, 2016, 22:02 »
Miriam was dying and on her deathbed, she gave final instructions to her husband Sidney.

 "Sidney, you've been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. But now that I'm going, I want you to marry again as soon as is possible and I want you to give your new wife all my expensive clothes."

 "I can't do that, darling," Sidney said. "You're a size 16 and she's only a 10."
Logged
Fourth in the 2018 Quiz of the Year but at least I beat Clive.

Offline Simon

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 77923
  • First to score 7/7 in Quiz of The Week's News 2017
Re: Death bed
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2016, 23:23 »
Oops!   :facepalm:
Logged
Many thanks to all our members, who have made PC Pals such an outstanding success!   :thumb:

Offline Clive

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 75153
  • Won Quiz of the Year 2015,2016,2017, 2020, 2021
Re: Death bed
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2016, 08:52 »
 :pmsl:
Logged

Show unread posts since last visit.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
Sponsor for PC Pals Forum