Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very sad for me.
You have taken ...my favourite actor Alan Rickman, my favourite horror actor Christopher Lee, my favourite comedian Robin Williams, my favourite singer Joe Cocker, my favourite writer Jackie Collins, my favourite entertainer David Bowie, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan, and now Ronnie Corbett, Victoria Wood and Prince.
I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are David Cameron, Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn, Donald J Trump, and Nicola Sturgeon.