Topic: Family Fortunes Answers

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Something your car can have two of:  "Wheels."

A place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun:  "A brothel."

Something you borrow from your partner:  "Shoes."

Something you wouldn't try even once:  "Sex on a train."

An orange vegetable:  "Aubergine."

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car:  "Mouse."

A food that has one or more holes in it:  "Spaghetti."

Something made of wool:  "Cotton wool."

An animal with three letters:  "Lion."

A bad place to fall asleep:  "Concrete."

A French ferry port:  "Dover."

Something you mount:  "A mountain."

Something you lose when you get older:  "Your purse."

A sport which involves throwing something:  "Tennis."

A type of bean:  "Lesbian."

Something you would play with in the bath:  "A bazooka."

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of:  "Yourself."

A country where Arabic is spoken:  "Nigeria."

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven:  "Hitler."

A number you might have to memorise:  "Seven."

Something that makes you close your eyes:  "Dark."

Something that comes in pairs:  "Rabbits."

A way of toasting someone:  "Over a fire."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J:  "Gerald."

An instrument you can play while walking in the street:  "A cello."

A type of oil:  "Sewing-machine oil."

A word beginning with Z:  "Xylophone."

A slang word for a girl:  "Slag."

An animal with horns:  "A bee.."

A medieval weapon:  "Hand-grenade."

Something made of wool:  "A sheep."

Something a bridegroom might wear:  "A dress."

Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club:  "Animals."

An animal with a long tail:  "A rabbit."

Something a train-spotter would have in his pocket:  "A magnifying glass."

Something you put out for the birds:  "Worms."

A way to prevent snoring:  "Put a pillow over his face."

A word used to describe a very hot day:  "A very hot day."

A song from 'The Sound Of Music':  "Dancing Queen."

Someone who works early hours:  "A burglar."

Something made to be wheeled around:  "A hammer."

A reason for kneeling:  "To be beheaded."

A nickname for a slim person:  "Slimmy."

A measurement of liquid:  "Paint."

Something that's nice to wear next to your skin:  "Pants."

A famous Dick:  "Carrot."

A wild animal that's native to Britain:  "A bear."

Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house:  "Feeds your pets."

Something that comes in 7's:  "Fingers."

A vocalist known by only one name:  "Michael Jackson."

A yellow fruit:  "Orange."

An animal beginning with B:  "Bullfrog."

Something associated with Liverpool:  "The Yellow Brick Road."

A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme:  "Little Red Riding Hood."

Something associated with Queen Victoria:  "Her husbands."

Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming:  "Your legs."

A place you would keep a pen:  "A zoo."

Something you beat:  "An apple."

Something associated with rain:  "Water."

An animal that lives in the English countryside:  "A lion."

Something you make into a ball:  "Eggs."

A game that uses a black ball:  "Darts."

A popular TV soap:  "Dove."

Other than 'carrier', a type of bag:  "Horse."

Something you might find in a garage:  "a grand piano."

Something a Frenchman would say:  "On Garde."

A fast animal:  "A hippo."

Something you keep in the garden:  "A cat."

Something that gives you goosebumps:  "Mumps."

A character from Little Red Riding Hood:  "Hansel and Gretel."

Something that has a shell:  "Batman."

Any dance apart from the waltz:  "The ball dance."

Something a policeman might say:  "Spread 'em."

Something that frightens Dracula:  "The King of the Vampires."

A non-living object with legs:  "A plant."

A sign of the Zodiac:  "April."

An animal associated with a nursery rhyme:  "Andy Pandy."

A mode of transport that you can walk in:  "Your shoes."

An animal with big ears:  "A bear."

Something you do on water:  "Wallpaper."

A musical instrument you can play in the bath:  "A drum kit."

Something associated with Egypt:  "Cigars."

A part of your body you only have one of:  "Your big toe."

Something you pull:  "A potato."

An animal used as a form of transport:  "A turtle."

A famous Phil or Philip:  "Phil Johnson."

A habit people try to give up:  "Spitting."

A Thunderbirds character:  "Doctor Spock."

Another TV gameshow with the word 'family' in the title:  "The Generation Game."

A seaside resort on the south coast:  " Rio de Janeiro."

Something you open other than a door:  "Your bowels."

Something with a red light on it:  "a Dalek."

Something that makes you scream:  "A squirrel."

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing:  "Chips."

A type of record:  "A floppy disk."

A type of large cat:  "Persian."

A job that a working dog does:  "A slave."

Something people might be allergic to:  "Skiing."

An occupation where you need a torch:  "A burglar."

A well known superstition:  "Running in front of a car."

Something you use a microchip in:  "A fish-fryer."

A dangerous race:  "The Arabs."

A game played in the dark:  "Charades."

Some famous brothers:  "Bonnie and Clyde."

A jacket potato topping:  "Jam."

A part of the body you have more than two of:  "Arms."

Something you find on a fire engine:  "Coal."

A famous royal:  "Mail."

Something you do before going to bed:  "Sleep."

An item of clothing worn by the Three Muskateers:  "A horse."

An animal you see at the zoo:  "Dog."

Something you might do in a power cut:  "Read a book."

A famous Parisian landmark:  "Hawaii."

One of Harry Enfield's characters:  "Sooty."

A famous Irishman:  "Disraeli."

The first place detectives look for fingerprints:  "The floor."

Something you associate with the sea:  "A coffin."

A famous Arthur:  "Shakespeare."

A type of cut:  "Skull."

A weapon in the game of Cluedo:  "Dice."

Something people take to the beach:  "Turkey."

A reason someone digs a hole in the road:  "Grave digger."

An ingredient in chicken stuffing:  "Chicken."

Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him:  "His name."

A bird with a long neck:  "A blackbird."

A bird with a long neck (2):  "Naomi Campbell."

An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man:  "Underpants."

Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir:  "The lamps."

Something you keep in a garden shed:  "A gardener."

A song with moon in the title:  "Blue Suede Moon."

A famous cowboy:  "Buck Rogers."

A famous Wild-West character:  "Wild Bill Eacock."

Something you'd associate with the three bears:  "Red Riding Hood."

Fruit used in fruit salad:  "Cucumber."

Something you wear on the beach:  "A deckchair."

A method of cooking fish:  "Cod."

Something you borrow from your partner:  "Shoes."

A part of the body beginning with N:  "Knee."

A famous Scotsman:  "Vinnie Jones."

A famous Scotsman (2):  "Jock."

Something red:  "My cardigan."

A kind of ache:  "Fillet-o-fish."

Something you open other than a door:  "Your bowels."

Something with a hole in it:  "A window."

Something you do in the bathroom:  "Decorate."

Something you put on walls:  "Roofs."

A domestic animal:  "A leopard."

Something that floats in the bath:  "Water."

Something in the garden that's green:  "The shed."

Something a blind man might use:  "A sword."

The last thing you take off before going to bed:  "Your feet."

Something that flies without an engine:  "A bicycle with wings."

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