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Offline Clive

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The art of the deal
« on: August 27, 2016, 19:17 »
An elderly couple return to a
   Mercedes dealership where
   the salesman has just sold the car
   they were interested in to a beautiful,
   leggy, busty blonde.
   
   "I thought you said you would
   hold that car till we raised the $75,000
   asking price,"  said the man. "Yet I just heard you
   closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady
   there. You insisted there could be no discount on this
   model."
   
   "Well, what can I tell you? She
   had the ready cash and, just look at her,
   how could I  resist?" replied the grinning
   salesman.
   
 
   Just then the young woman
   approached the aged couple and gave them
   the keys.
   
   
   "There you go," she said. "I told
   you we could get the dope to reduce it.
 
 
   See you later, grandpa.”
   
   
   Never mess with the elderly!
 

Offline Den

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Re: The art of the deal
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2016, 20:37 »
 :clever2:
Fourth in the 2018 Quiz of the Year but at least I beat Clive.

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Re: The art of the deal
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2016, 22:16 »
 ;D
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