Topic: Kicking up a stink

[Clive]

Kicking Up A Stink…
While serving tea in the lounge of a retirement home, the nurse caught a whiff of something unpleasant. “Right,” she said, “Who’s messed in their pants?”
Nobody answered so she patrolled the room in a bid to trace the origin of the smell. Finally, she found the culprit - an old man sitting in the corner.
“Why didn’t you answer when I asked who had messed in their pants/”she said.
“Sorry,” said the old man. “I thought you meant today.”

[Simon]