Getting A Move On….
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses. "Help me dear," she groans to her husband, while clutching at her chest.
The husband quickly makes a call on his mobile phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting?!"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "One of our members is a doctor and I know that he’s playing this morning. I got through to him on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's agreed to let him play through."
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