Crazy Sunday Afternoon…
Bill and Mary decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents were getting down to it. “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot, and an ambulance just drove by.” After a few moments, “Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out. “Matt’s riding his new bike and the Coopers are having sex.”
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. “How do you know that?” the startled father asked.
Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,” his son replied.