Confucius Say.
OK to let a fool kiss you,
But not OK to let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say.
Kiss is merely shopping upstairs
For real merchandise downstairs.
Confucius Say.
Better to lose a lover
Than love a loser.
Confucius Say.
Man with broken condom
Often called Daddy
Confucius Say.
Drunken man's words
Often sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say.
Marriage is same as bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
you lose interest.
Confucius Say.
Viagra just like Disneyland ......
One hour wait for 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say.
Joke is just like sex.
Neither any good if you
don't get it.