Topic: Husband's text message

[Clive]

 Husband’s Text Message:   

“Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office.   Paula brought me to the hospital.  They're doing tests and X-rays.  I had a blow to my head, very hard, fortunately it did not cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot." 

 

 

Wife’s Response: “Who’s Paula?"

[Simon]

 

[daveeb]

  and very accurate.

[Clive]

For certain.