Topic: Being Drink Aware

[Rodders]

Yesterday, I cycled to the off-licence and bought myself a bottle of Scotch, which I put in the basket of my bicycle.

As I was about to go, I thought to myself that if I were to fall off the bike, the bottle would break.  So I opened the bottle and drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle eight or nine times on the way back.

[Simon]

 

[Clive]

Love it!   

[chorleydave]

 

[Rodders]

Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.  He wasn't very f**king happy about it mind.

[Clive]

 

[Simon]