Topic: Old drunk

[Den]

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 2 am.

What are you doing out so late, sir? asks the police officer.

I’m going to a meeting on, The harmful effects of alcohol, replies the man.

Are you pulling my leg or something? says the police officer, who would hold a meeting like that at this hour?

The man sighs, my wife.   

[davy51]

 

[Clive]

Very true.   

[Simon]